Guide to Where to Find Free Sex in Amsterdam

 

One of the great ironies of Amsterdam is that so many men become intrigued by easy access to prostitutes in the Red Light District (what could be easier than window shopping, right?), but fail to realise that they are standing in one of the most sexually liberated cities in the world and that they could, with tremendous ease, pick up a normal woman who genuinely wants to have sex, will happily spend all night doing so and will not charge a single cent for it.

 

More to the point, and I realise that saying this will cause some controversy, but, when you take away the spangly bras, thigh-high PVC boots and thickly-layered make-up, the average Dutch woman is far better looking (and harbours far less gonorrhoea) than 90% of the sorry specimens standing in red light windows … but, on the flip-side, Dutch women are almost all insane and, therefore, you do end up paying in a different way.

 

This series of six short articles will give you a useful overview of the dating and pickup realities of Amsterdam, including some important cultural minefields that you may have to tiptoe around.

 

 

1. Women in Amsterdam: The Facts

Part One of the Where to Find Free Sex in Amsterdam series of articles The Netherlands as a whole has slightly more females than males but in Amsterdam, like all capital cities, the ratio of women is far higher One in three Dutch marriages end in … Continue Reading

 

2. How to Talk to Dutch Women

Part Two of the Where to Find Free Sex in Amsterdam series of articles The Netherlands is famed as one of the world s most equal so obviously, this means that the deck is heavily stacked against men You must remain alert to this fact … Continue Reading

 

3. Chatting up Women in Amsterdam Coffee Shops – The Joy of Drug-Induced Bonding

Part Three of the Where to Find Free Sex in Amsterdam series of articles When sampling the city s nightlife you will encounter a very high number of foreign women who are either like yourself tourists or living and working in Amsterdam for a year … Continue Reading

 

4. Chatting Up Women in Amsterdam Bars

Part Four of the Where to Find Free Sex in Amsterdam series of articles The bar culture is quite good in Amsterdam particularly in hot-spot destinations such as Rembrandtplein where the square is surrounded by bars and the square itself full of open-air tables served …Continue Reading

 

5. Chatting Up Women in Amsterdam Nightclubs

Part Five of the Where to Find Free Sex in Amsterdam series of articles Nightclubs are different Again it helps an awful lot to arrive as part of a group even if it is just a bunch of folks you met in a bar because … Continue Reading

 

6. Online Dating in Amsterdam – Abject Sadness … but in a Different Country!

Part Six of the Where to Find Free Sex in Amsterdam series of articles                In this Internet age, it is no surprise that connoisseurs of free sex having fruitlessly roamed the streets and canals of Amsterdam on many a rainy night might find themselves thinking Hang on minute could be doing all this from the warmth and … Continue Reading

 

Other pages of The Ultimate Red Light Guide

Introduction to the Ultimate Red Light Guide of Amsterdam

All You Ever Wanted to Know About Amsterdams Red Light District But Were Afraid Your Wife Would Hear. We are calling this the ultimate guide to Amsterdams Red Light District not because our egos have finally … Read more

 

Amsterdam’s Red Light District – The ultimate guide Amsterdam Guide

Amsterdam is one of Europe s most popular city break destinations for good reason Infamous for its Drugs Sex and Rock n Roll reputation there is far more to Amsterdam than its free-wheeling Red Light districts and Marijuana-Selling … Read more

 

How to Avoid Amsterdam’s Red Light District

For many, even those with no interest whatsoever in paying for sex the sheer novelty and notoriety of the Red Light District is one of the main reasons to visit Amsterdam but for a sizeable number of people its something that they would much rather … Continue Reading

 

Sex Trafficking – Separating the Facts from the Bullshit

What is your understanding of the term sex trafficking The original definition as recorded by Wikipedia was the organised movement of people usually women between countries and within countries for sex work with the use of physical coercion deception and bondage through forced debt Is … Continue Reading

 

Cycling in the Amsterdam Red Light District

If you are reasonably fit and the weather is suitably clement there is no doubt that cycling is the handiest way to get around Amsterdam it really is a bicycle city and there are plenty of places where you can hire a bicycle for …  Continue Reading

 

Cycling in the Amsterdam Red Light District 2

If you are reasonably fit and the weather is suitably clement there is no doubt that cycling is the handiest way to get around Amsterdam it really is a bicycle city and there are plenty of places where you can hire a bicycle for a… Continue Reading

 

Sex in Amsterdam – everything you wanted to know.

Below is information on the sex industry here in Amsterdam and a selection of links to many different sex clubs brothels and escort agencies and even the sex museum Whatever you are into men women leather or whateverAmsterdam has it waiting for you Looking fora women we have … Continue Reading

 

How to Eat Cheaply in the Amsterdam Red Light District

Loading up on snacks and drinks to fuel your rutting session in the Red Light. The district is far from cheap There was a time when eating out in Amsterdam was relatively good value but with the introduction of the Euro … Continue Reading

 

Is it Safe to Sleep with a Prostitute in the Amsterdam?

Which one Oh sorry you mean in general no What one must always bear in mind with prostitution is that it is an industrial operation massively increasing the number of sexual partners an individual has and therefore massively increases the chance that he or she … Continue Reading

 

How to find LadyBoys, Shemales and Transvestites in the Red Light District

If you are interested in an experience with a little something extra Amsterdam should certainly satisfy your curiosity elsewhere in this guide we have discussed how easy it is to experience different sorts of women in the Red Light District varying in age physical size … Continue Reading

 

The 3 Red Light Districts of Amsterdam

There are three different red light areas within Amsterdam but most tourists only know about the biggest and most famous one You should certainly experience the atmosphere of this main Red Light District but you might find the smaller districts to be less of a … Read more

 

Red Light Districts of Amsterdam – #1 De Wallen or Walletjes

De Wallen or Walletjes When most people refer to the Amsterdam Red Light District they mean the largest and most famous one located in the warren of streets around the Oudezijds Voorburgwal amp Oudezijds Achterburgwal canals and the grand Oude Kerk bordered on the west … Continue Reading

 

Red-light District – The Singelgebied

The Singelgebied nbsp Just a few minutes walk from the Amsterdam s main Red Light District is another smaller Red Light district known as the Singelgebied nbsp Simply by virtue of that short distance this red light district has avoided becoming the octane-fueled tourist-trap that … Read more

 

Catch it While You Can: Amsterdam’s Vanishing Red Light District

The main reason why Amsterdam manages to compete with other major Europeans cities and other top international tourist destinations is that it has a unique reputation and mix of attractions – but you need to know this may be coming to an end we urge … Continue Reading

 

How to Avoid Accidentally Sleeping with a Man in Amsterdam’s Red Light District

For the unwary the inexperienced and indeed the drunk or stoned there is considerable risk that you may accidentally sleep with a man during your time in the Red Light District Transgendered folk of various types – shemales ladyboys and transvestites trannies to their friends – … Continue Reading

 

How old are the Prostitutes in the Amsterdam Red Light District

By law and it is strongly enforced a prostitute must be at least years of age in order to rent a window in any of Amsterdam’s red light district so you can be pretty sure that they all exceed the age of consent in ...Continue Reading

 

Can I get into trouble for visiting a prostitute in Amsterdam

At the time of writing in the first half of the answer is NO you cannot get into trouble for visiting a prostitute in Amsterdam nbsp Obviously quite separate from the legality of prostitution it is important to note that the age of consent in …Continue Reading

 

Where to Pee in the Red Light District

It may seem to be a trivial issue but peeing can quickly become a matter of pressing importance as you wander about Amsterdam s Red Light District especially if you are determined to cover the entire area with its many side streets and alleys Unlike ... Continue Reading

 

Does My Age Matter in the Amsterdam Red Light District?

When we use sex providers it is not uncommon to worry about issues that would be important in a non-paid situation such as dating or getting into a relationship. Should age be a concern when visiting a prostitute Are there any legal problems … Continue Reading

 

Amsterdam Sex Clubs, Escort Agencies & Massage Parlors

Amsterdam Sex Clubs, Escort Agencies & Massage Parlors – everything you wanted to know about sex in Amsterdam but were afraid to ask. Continue Reading

 

Women in Amsterdam: The Facts

Part One of the Where to Find Free Sex in Amsterdam series of articles The Netherlands as a whole has slightly more females than males but in Amsterdam, like all capital cities, the ratio of women is far higher One in three Dutch marriages end in … Continue Reading

 

How to Talk to Dutch Women

Part Two of the Where to Find Free Sex in Amsterdam series of articles The Netherlands is famed as one of the world s most equal so obviously, this means that the deck is heavily stacked against men You must remain alert to this fact … Continue Reading

 

Chatting up Women in Amsterdam Coffee Shops

Part Three of the Where to Find Free Sex in Amsterdam series of articles When sampling the city s nightlife you will encounter a very high number of foreign women who are either like yourself tourists or living and working in Amsterdam for a year … Continue Reading

 

Chatting Up Women in Amsterdam Bars

Part Four of the Where to Find Free Sex in Amsterdam series of articles The bar culture is quite good in Amsterdam particularly in hot-spot destinations such as Rembrandtplein where the square is surrounded by bars and the square itself full of open-air tables served …Continue Reading

 

Chatting Up Women in Amsterdam Nightclubs

Part Five of the Where to Find Free Sex in Amsterdam series of articles Nightclubs are different Again it helps an awful lot to arrive as part of a group even if it is just a bunch of folks you met in a bar because … Continue Reading

 

Online Dating in Amsterdam – Abject Sadness … but in a Different Country!

In this Internet age, it is no surprise that connoisseurs of free sex having fruitlessly roamed the streets and canals of Amsterdam on many a rainy night might find themselves thinking Hang on minute could be doing all this from the warmth and … Continue Reading

 

A special notice:  although this guide will bring the Red Light District to life for you like no other, we would urge you to visit for yourself as soon as possible.

The reason we do this could not be more tragic: this district that has been a unique part of the Dutch reputation around the world for centuries is now being systematically dismembered by a combination of religious zealots and politicians anxious to push populist buttons rather than deal with the country’s many real problems.

The Latest attack is real craziness, Guides doing tours of The Red Light District must instruct their people to keep their back to the Red Light windows while the guide is speaking, other rules include.

1. Tourists must keep their backs to windows and not photograph any prostitutes.

2.  Guided tours must end before 11 p.m.

3. Ban tours with drugs or alcohol

4. New Rules for bike and Segway tours, max 5 people without a licence.

5. Tourists will be banned from standing on bridges or in front of store entrances during working hours.

6.  Before a Tour starts, the guide must instruct tourists to respect the neighbourhood, businesses and the sex workers.

7. Tour companies that don’t have the required licenses will be heavily fined

8. Visits of more than 20 people will be banned

 

It is reported that the 3000 locals living in De Wallen are not happy. Too many tourists, too much noise. More than 200,000 tourists visit the area annually according to a tourism website.